Monday Ameliaisms

Amelia to Daddy:
Daddy, my left arm isn't hurt.
My right arm isn't hurt.
That's how life is. You know ... I'm serious.

Later that evening ...

Amelia: Daddy, do you have a boss?
Daddy: I sure do.
Amelia: Does my Mommy have a boss?
Daddy: Yes, she does.
Amelia: I have a boss, too.
Daddy: Yeah, who is your boss?
Amelia: Chloe.